Yep, I am officially outing my bunions. I don’t want to hide them anymore. OK, I’ve only realized I’ve had bunions in the last month since I’ve been doing more ballet and living with someone else who has bunions.
They don’t really look all that bad, they’ve always been there since I can remember, I just never thought anything of them. But they have been sore lately. The soreness probably started when I got my first pair of demi-pointe shoes a few weeks ago and have been working on my tip-toes in ballet more. I went to a store with a fitting specialist and she helped me get another pair of demi-pointes that should help out a little with the soreness.
As we speak, I am icing my pussy-itis…which in this household is known as something that hurts, but isn’t really that bad, but you still complain about it. I’m not just mad that they are sore, but as a budding ballerina with desires to go en pointe, I don’t want something stupid like bunions to get in my way.
I’ve done some research on bunions, and here is what I have come up with.
What is a bunion?:
It’s not as gross as it sounds. It’s when the bone in your foot that connects the ankle to your big toe drifts outwards and your toe drifts inwards creating a bony bump on the outside of your foot.
Bad stuff:
Bunions are sort of inherited because your foot shape determines whether or not you will have bunions, and of course, you inherit your foot shape.
If you are pre-disposed to bunions, you will probably get them just from walking around, though things like wearing ill-fitting shoes, high heels or ballet dancing will hasten there appearence, which is why women have more problems with them. What woman hasn’t jammed their foot into a shoes that’s a 1/2 size too small?
You can’t make them go away. Only surgery can make them go away.
“Good” things:
They don’t necessarily hurt.
You can slow or halt their formation by wearing properly fitting shoes or my wearing toe spacers while doing ballet.
Some people think that bunions create a more beautiful line while dancing en pointe.
Weird thing:
Some blame bunions on evolution. Humans and apes have a common ancestor, which likely had a thumb on their foot. As humans evolved and began walking upright, the thumbs on our foot turned into our big toes to facilitate walking. Getting a bunion is kind of like having your big toe go back to a thumb because of a non-perfectly evolved foot. Awesome.
So I guess, if I going en pointe causes my bunions to get so bad that I have a thumb on my foot, I can always learn how to hold a pencil with my big toe, draw pictures of dead presidents and join the circus.
5 responses so far ↓
Adrian // April 2, 2009 at 5:43 pm |
Hi Jeannie,
I’d be interested in hearing more about your experiences with bunions. Please write to me.
Thank you!
Adrian
motoaahhh // April 3, 2009 at 11:15 am |
You’re 26??
jeannielunchbox // April 3, 2009 at 11:32 am |
I’ve been telling myself I’m 26 for the last week so I’m not just thrown into my later 20’s. Plus, no one that is 25 has bunions.
Adrian // April 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm |
I think I forgot to leave my e-mail address!
adrianweber AT gmail.com
Thank you Jeannie!
jp // April 17, 2009 at 11:28 am |
Hello engineer-girl!
The pain you have is likely a traumatic neuritis, and the prominence you have is (almost) incidental. This cause is often not considered, or disregarded. The cure is so simple. Just do not let anyone destroy the metatarsal-phalangeal joint of your great toe surgically – that will abolish the ballet…
You are right about the atavism, but wrong about shoes causing bunions – there is no evidence for that. True, there is a gender bias towards females, but not their dress habits.
Genetics also plays an interesting role
And by the way Botox has a role, believe it or not..
Write for an explanation of the engineering of these deformities